Hallmark Funny Birthday Card for Wife (Really Mean It)

Wish your wife a happy birthday with a funny card that's sure to make her smile.

Cover features bold foil lettering on an orange background that reads: “To my wife. Your birthday's a good time to admit the real meaning behind some of the things I say to you . . .”

Inside reads: “When I say: The game's almost over. I really mean: There are at least 3 hours left. When I say: I'm not lost. I really mean: Thank you for being patient while I figure out where we are. When I say: I'll get right to it. I really mean: Now that you've reminded me. When I say: Love you. I really mean: I LOVE YOU more than life itself and still can't believe you agreed to marry me. So now you know! P.S. Have a happy birthday . . . and I really mean it!”

Birthday card from husband or wife measures 5.8″ x 8.3″ and comes with a coordinating envelope.

Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's greeting cards are made with paper from responsibly managed forests.